Sensational hit this is from MSD, what a time the captain
decides to find form. The HELICOPTER has finally arrived at the Chinnaswamy.
187/5 in their allotted quota of 20 overs and the Mumbai Indians have an uphill
task ahead of them but don’t forget; they have the LITTLE MASTER.. Just before
the Eggstraaaa Innings T20 could commence, I snatch the primary controller of the
idiot box from the ATM of the family and out of the blue we land at a random
news channel spewing information that PRICE of PETROL has mounted to a new high of Rs.77.94 which
speaks of an increase by Rs.7.54. *Aathadi*. I was still in a trance till I
rubbed my eyes and stared disbelievingly into the 32’’BRAVIA. A glass of water
was all my father ordered and by the time I bought it, he was already pouring into an
excel sheet on his COMPAQ.
Allow me to handle your senses for the next 3 minutes. All
of us will definitely have that “OMG, Not Again” reaction on our faces when we
see this on the newsprint. “Route irukku, Road-e illa, Bike irukku, PETROL illa.”
But not more than a handful of us will have this thought lingering in our minds
for more than a couple of days until who’s going to make the IPL finals takes over. A
drop of Rs.2 is expected to the current rate but my question is, despite all
the taxes we pay, IS THIS HIKE STILL NECESSARY ? A popular tweet said “Let us
make friends with Iran as petrol is 6/liter over there.” Sadly, this is the
current state of our country. They say don’t add fuel to the fire, Oh yeah, we can’t, as the price keeps mounting. It
seems our *honourable* President, Pratibha Patil spends majority of the year in
foreign countries and spends close to 12Crore as personal expenses. Apparently
26Crore has been used to buy gifts for the P’s and PM’s of other countries. And
whose money is she floundering? OURS! Where is the Income Tax Department going
to hide its face now? Not to forget that we spend crores of money on a *well-wisher*;who
claimed 100’s of innocent lives in Mumbai; by feeding him with special biryani
and chicken. ATTITHI DHEVO BHAVA.
Instead of looking at politicians,why don’t we take some
time off and stare at the mirror for sometime and try to think of ways to
counter this issue. Rs.7.5 per liter for a biker who uses at-least 50 liters of
petrol or a 4 wheeler user who consumes a minimum of 100 liters means around Rs.350
and 700 increase in their monthly budget respectively. My folks were used to
earning close to Rs.15000/month which they had to use to get their own house in
a locality in the vicinity of the beach, educate their son and daughter, buy jewels
for their daughter and now are in a position to marry her off. They did agree
to our whims and fancies but never did they let it affect their skilled management.
It’s not just my folks , almost all of you have had the COMFORT LIVING. This
was about 25 years ago. Now, 700 is your weekly pocket money. Weekly hangouts
with friends in the beach. Xperia, N8, Galaxy Ace, i-Phone, i-Touch, Alienware,
Inspiron, All in one mixie grinder air-conditioner, WE HAVE IT ALL. Having a
Credit card IS NOT A STYLE STATEMENT. A swipe here and a swipe there.
A: Avengers 2 is coming soon da machii, we’ll book ticket ah ?
B: Ok da.
A: Hello, Sathyam Cinemas?
Job done .. Delivery charges , Rs.60 Sir.
Adidas, Nike, Puma, Jockey, Levis, Tommy Hilfiger… All
Original. Just Rs.999*da. Everything
branded. You contribute wonderfully to the foreign exchange market. Its not
just PETROL, its spending on frills that actually dent your budget. Car-pooling
is an option. Adoption of Electrically powered vehicles where you sacrifice speed
for the sake of your environment. Walk
in their shoes for a couple of minutes and you’ll know what it takes it to save
money and relish every bit of it. Your BMW’s and Audi’s are not bought on
SPOT-PAYMENT, all are on EMI’s only. Sooner or later we may have to invite Ramar Pillai over to commercialize MOOLIGAI PETROL. The world is not going to change in a day
or just because someone gives an outstanding speech. You, Me aur Hum must work
inch by inch in achieving this. This blog, I hope will remain in your memory for
more than a couple of days and hopefully not get burnt in the price of petrol
itself. Your patience is more than appreciated.
Yours Sincerely
#Frustrated Indian!
Perfect..The thought that every Indian has.But does not express...Swetha
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant! - Arun Yogesh
ReplyDeleteYour perspective is sheer awesomeness! - Saikiran Krishnamoorthy
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot ppl :) i hope i made justice wit this one once again :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant yet again :D
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i laughed so much after reading your note that my throat started paining and my voice changed temporarily. the only way to stop the laugher was to think on how serious an issue was being addressed by you. Hat's off!
ReplyDeletethanks s lot da :) iam just trying out something :) a different concept
ReplyDeleteU get better and better... U should definitely think about part time editing...
ReplyDeleteJust one word BRILLIANT!!!
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U keep getting better and better... U should def think about part time EDITING...
ReplyDeleteJust to sum it up "BRILLIANT".
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one of ur masterstrokes!!!!ur blogs agitates me to think it in a different perspective!!!!i wish every citizen would read it!!!brilliant!!!
ReplyDeletethanks a lot:) :) :) :) i'll make sure i just go higher from this :)
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