One Man,One Woman,Two Different Worlds,One Common Mistake!

Just to get you in a Déjà vu situation. It starts with the boy loving the girl and trying his best to convince her father and brother about it. A few fight sequences follow and the young man with a few scars on his face(which can be healed in a few days)and the beautiful girl head off to the most bizarre locations in the world for their running around the tree routine(SONG SEQUENCE folks!).Imagine the Burj Khalifa for a romantic number.And yeah,the final fight happens in some old abandoned building which was specifically left under construction for this,where the girl's parents(strictly father) send a bunch of henchmen who cannot take more than a single blow despite the possession of weapons. His ultimate aim - Either to bash them up and go to the marriage hall to stop the proceedings or to bash them up in a more brutal way to reach the final destination.Aren't we sick and tired of this?
         Do all marriages take place like this? Really? Whats with the term marriage? Sharing your property? Understanding each other? Dowry? Think . Think Again . A genius once said ,marriages are made in HEAVEN? If yes , then who's gonna die first?Are they made in shaadi.com,bharat-matrimony.com?tamil-matrimony.com? These website are probably the cheapest ways of selling yourself in the most complicated manner hoping someone falls for it. Its a relationship and not a property we're selling. Are these the only ways of finding the rich guy from Ameriga or Doobai? Are Facebook profile pictures enough to choose her? Minutes of staring , Hours of talking is called LOVE , Minutes of talking and Hours of staring is the methodology a guy and a girl follow when their parents are in a round table conference and with a few plates of sweets,mixture and a glass of juice existing on the table for formality! None of them are even going to touch the food!
          How do they want their life-partners? Marriage is a one time investment with a permanent validity(divorce excluded!). Height is a parameter? Hair on your head? Money in your pocket? Home-maker? Girl working in I.T company? Good looking? "Curling" hair? Only wearing Saree? We've seen all such requirements.Are all of these satisfied? Finding faults in every other person will not result in marriage. Even if the parents of the boy and girl agree to the Terms and Conditions**(note the asterisks),the next step is go to the family astrologer. He sets up his apparatus,those weird check boxes which has ancient scripts written,does his permutations and combinations and declares that date as fixed. The guy and the girl get to talk a "few words" amidst this chaotic situation. Will the friendly nature come out? We ain't living in a generation where the girl is asked to sing and keep staring or smiling at the guy. Should I say bashful?. Its a generation where a walk in the beach would convince you.
         Marriage halls are fixed,caterers are ready(a special mention to those souls who come just for food,Thank You very much),family,friends,ex-boy-friends and girl-friends, every single person is invited for the special day to see the couple staring helplessly at you from the dias. Probably wondering if the people who came were from her side or his side or neither. All formalities are completed and the couple live happily ever after.THE END. Wait a minute. Is everything alright? 6 months post the mistake(marriage),things begin to roughen up. Probably something worse than what an auto-driver would expect with Chennai roads. What if the couple don't like each other? What if the girl prefers his Audi or BMW over him? What if the boy realises that her seven digit salary has a decimal in the middle. I suppose even marriage is not a bed of roses. Divorce comes before marriage only in the dictionary as someone said. I repeat my question, Are all marriages made in Heaven? Think. Think Again ...